A Ride with Mr. Beer in Chiang Mai

It was our second day in Chiang Mai and we wanted to try something different. We spent the previous night discussing our plans — checking through Lonely Planet and the tourist maps.doi suthep

We decided to rent a motorbike and ride up to Doi Suthep. It sounded like a beautiful day trip with the royal palace, temples, and the mountain summit views.

I was a little weary of renting a motorbike in Thailand — driving didn’t seem all that safe. And I hadn’t driven a car in more than a year and a half, or been on a bicycle for more than 20 minutes in two years. But, this option was significantly cheaper than taking a taxi or the tuk-tuk — I was also informed by hotel staff that it would be difficult to find a taxi or tuk-tuk for the ride back without pre-arranging a pickup.doisutheproadside

The Sumit Hotel rented automatic motorbikes (more like a scooter with a lawnmower engine) for 200 baht per day. While waiting in the hotel lobby for the bike, I asked the travel agent for directions to ensure I didn’t get lost. The bike arrived, looking in fairly good condition but without any gas. I was told to fill up the tank for about 70 Baht — I was even directed to the nearest gas station on the way toward Doi Suthep.

As I sat on the bike, I noticed the receipt with the company name: Mr. Beer. This is supposed to be one of the major suppliers of motorbikes in Chiang Mai. I doubt that anyone in the US could get away with such a company name.

It was a fairly easy ride to the gas station, although I was a bit nervous navigating the lanes of traffic without getting hit by a car. It didn’t help that traffic runs the British way in Thailand.

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The lush gardens at the palace at Doi Suthep

The tank was filled and I checked the map to ensure the directions were still correct (I couldn’t rely on street signs as they are mostly non-existent). The bike sped up the diagonal highway to the zoo and then further along to the mountain of Doi Suthep and the views of Chiang Mai.

Once out of the city of Chiang Mai, it’s a beautiful ride — peaceful and quiet save for the lawnmower engine noise. The traffic is light during much of the day. There are plenty of turn-offs from the road to rest, have a snack, or take in the mountain views.chiangmaipalacefountain

We passed Wat Phrathat Doi Suthep and continued on our way, deciding to stop at the temple on the way down the mountain. The first stop was the royal palace. Parts of the palace were closed due to a royal visit, but there was still plenty to see in the vast gardens. As we walked to the reservoir, I thought I might be entering a James Bond movie set with the fountains spinning to classical music.

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Hill Tribe Village at Doi Suthep

After a short break for a light lunch, we were on our way to the Hmong Hill Tribe village before continuing to the summit. We quickly discovered that the village was a waste of time — it was nothing more than metal shacks set up as tourist-trap shops selling the same souvenirs as the Chiang Mai night bazaar.

As we rode further up the mountain we came to a gate with a fork in the road. The park officer spoke no English and couldn’t answer any questions. It appeared that the road to the summit was closed and the road toward the campsites was being paved. Slightly disappointed, we headed back down the mountain to the wat.

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A lot of stairs to Wat Phrathat Doi Suthep

There was quite a crowd in the afternoon at Wat Phrathat Doi Suthep.  The serpents greet the visitors along the stairway up to the gate — at which point all foreigners must pay admission. After seeing so many temples in Bangkok, Ayutthaya, and Chiang Mai, most of the sights become repetitive. However, looking out into the mountains and over the city is well worth the time to enter this one.doi suthep

As we coasted down the mountain with the engine off, I spotted a side road and decided to take a look. Down this road was a small temple, Wat Si Su Dat. This temple is home to many monks of the Miao minority (who share the same ancestry as the Miao minority of China). The purpose of the temple is to teach the young monks about social work so that they can return to their villages to teach. As with many other small temples, there was a monk who spoke English and explained much of the history and importance. The monks were eager to speak with us as few tourists ever stop by.

We left Doi Suthep feeling that we had a relaxing day in the mountains. Unfortunately, I had forgotten where to turn to get back inside the city walls of Chiang Mai. By some miracle, I had managed to the street that headed toward the hotel.

Entrance to Wat Phrathat Doi Suthep
Entrance to Wat Phrathat Doi Suthep

I returned Mr. Beer’s motorbike with about 3/4 of a tank of gas. I quickly understood why the rental was so cheap — the company makes money from siphoning off the excess gas. I didn’t feel bad about returning the bike early or with excess gas; there’s nothing like the feeling of speeding along the Thai roads at 20 mph.

5 thoughts on “A Ride with Mr. Beer in Chiang Mai”

  1. Getting used to the motorbikes was one of the hardest things for me on my trip to SE Asia. I don’t even know how to ride a bicycle! The first time I was told to climb on the back of a motorbike, with my full size pack on my back, I was absolutely terrified. By the end of my trip I adjusted, as long as someone else was driving and they put my pack in front of them.

    1. Unfortunately, I only had the one day with the motorbike–and I never had a pack with me. I may have to get used to it again this summer, but at least I’m better prepared now.

  2. Stay away from Mr. Beer. His motorcycles are in terrible condition, unsafe really, and when they inevitably break down, he wants you to pay for it! And since he has your passport, you can’t argue much can you? Do not give him your passport! Actually he is not honest, so don’t deal with him at all. I had a terrible experience and so have many others–check out the internet, you’ll see.

    1. My rental was fine–didn’t deal directly with the company and only had to hand over my driver’s license (I would never hand over a passport). This was about 6 years ago, so maybe things have changed.

      1. Your photos of Doi Suthep are great and bring back fond memories. It’s a beautiful day trip on a moto up there, one of the nicest rides ever, and I’ve ridden a bike throughout West Africa, Gran Canary and Morocco back in the day. I took my Mr Beer bike on a day trip to Doi Suthep as a shakedown before heading out on a longer road trip. Actually my experience is a bit dated too, so hopefully procedures have improved. Mr. Beer kept the passports in an unlocked desk drawer, and once when I was there at lunch time to get a worn stretched chain replaced, there was no one in the office for a half hour but me–I could have nicked my own passport back plus about 20 others and walked out and been long gone before anyone noticed! If you think this unlikely, about 10 days later in Phuket, a worried rental operator asked me what I thought he should do as he had just lost a whole bunch of passports in a very similar matter I assume, luckily it was not the operator I rented from there. Back at Chiang Mai I took the now somewhat repaired moto on a weeklong Mae Hong Son-Pai-Chiang Mai loop, also a fantastic journey. Nearly bought the farm though when a passing truck (why do they always have to pass no matter what?) nearly squeezed me into oblivion; while being cut off I braked on some loose gravel on the blacktop from a dirt road intersection, the bike started to drift on its bald tires and I came within a hair of falling under his wheels–game over. Do not accept a bike with bald tires! Of course the bigger bikes I wanted all had bald tires. Later on that loop approaching Mae Hong Son I was chased for miles by a truck with an elephant and I tried to see if I could actually stay ahead so I could not be forced off the road but inevitably he managed to pass me–it’s some kind of thing in Thailand that bigger must always dominate smaller vehicles I guess. It was a flatbed truck with an elephant on the back, it was a twisty road and we were really flying at this point. Once they were ahead of me, I could see the elephant having to lean heavily into the corners on a flatbed with virtually no sides, quite a memorable image. After that I gave up trying to outrun anyone and just pulled over as best I could on the non-existent shoulders.

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